Monday, February 18, 2019

Asia Trip Part 5 - Saigon, Vietnam

Initial thoughts: Wow, Just wow.  Communism really took a bat to this country.  This country aspires to be a shit hole, even Baltimore looks down on this place, because they at least had windows before the boards went up.  It would be tempting to blame it all on the war, but I've seen Nagasaki; we nuked that city and it's a modern metropolis. 
The area around the port was pretty industrial, but not far from the port you start seeing seeing huts with thatched roofs that look like they're barely standing, some with open sides with hammocks strung up.  Getting a little further out you start to see a moderately sized town, composed mostly of small stores, open to the front with roofs made out of thatch, sheet metal, or tarps (the ones with the thatch tend to be better than the others, but not by much).  There are a few decent houses set back from the road, but by and large the only nice buildings are the temples and one huge catholic church. 
Getting away from the town you start to see some agriculture, but it all seems to be marginal with small farms and people out working the fields by hand.  There isn't much livestock, and the cows seem to be under fed.




Further Thoughts:  Once we get in to Saigon (even the locals don't seem to call it Ho Chi Minh city) things seem to abruptly get a lot more modern, with modern tall buildings.  The areas away from the heart of the city still seem to be pretty dirty, with quite a bit of litter, and people with cheap carts selling miscellaneous stuff.  The city center is clean with the typical glass and and steel skyscrapers, surrounded by smaller buildings full of shops and restaurants.  Western brands don't seem to have penetrated much here, unlike the cities before this.
Of particular note here is the traffic: there are motor scooters EVERYWHERE, and every last one is driven by a maniac.  Lane markings don't seem to mean anything to them, and traffic lights are nothing more than polite suggestions.  I don't know about everyone else, but I wouldn't go playing chicken with a tour bus or cutting in front of it with a margin of about a meter, but they do it constantly.  The only point in favor of their sanity is that I saw a grand total of one person not wearing a helmet.  I'm guessing donor organs are easy to come by here.

Tour:  The best tour yet.  The tour guide doesn't try to be funny, they drive us in to the city, and drop us off to explore on our own.

Food:  This is where Vietnam shines.  There are street food carts, or people who just set up a small grill on the sidewalk; unfortunately none of it actually looks that interesting, and I'm a little put off by the repurposed bottles filled with mystery liquid.  However, the first restaurant served up a wonderful sea bass with caramel sauce in a clay pot.  It's something that I'm going to have to try to recreate, especially since caramel sauce is fairly easy to make.
The real gem though is a restaurant I found when I set off on my own.  On going in I'm quickly shown in to an elevator that looks a little on the rickety side, and involves the receptionist showing me in, reaching in to hit the button for the third floor, and then latching the door closed.  I'm still a flight of stairs away from the dining room, but it has a good view of the city and a delightful breeze.  Having had lunch I decide on a light snack listed as pickled vegetables with shrimp paste sauce.  The waiter, like everyone else I've encountered, speaks better than passable English.  He makes a valiant effort to deter me from getting the pickled vegetables, saying it's more of a dish for locals.  He also offers up an alternative sauce, saying the shrimp sauce has a very strong smell.  I convince him I want the good stuff, and ultimately he gets it for me and seems shocked when I tell him it's delicious and eat every last bit of it.  The first part of the vegetables are pretty standard pickled cabbage, chiles, and some herbs, while the rest seem to be (I think) a type of white eggplant about the size of a cherry tomato which are crunchy with a burst of small seeds.  The sauce itself is rather pungent, but amazingly delicious.  I've picked up a jar of shrimp paste, and I'm looking forward to trying to make it.

Chance of getting mugged:  I doubt you're in much danger in the city center, but I think you'd be lucky to get by with just being mugged if you're out in a small town.

Would I go back:  Oh hell yes; I may actually like Vietnam more than Shanghai, and it seems like English is spoken by pretty much everyone to some extent.  Beyond just eating my way across the country I'd like to just see more of the culture, since I really saw only a small part of one city.

Tuesday, February 12, 2019

Asia Trip Part 4: Hong Kong

Initial thoughts: Hell if I know, it's a major modern city, but it could be any major port city except for the signage, and even most of that was in English.  I'm not even going to go in to secondary thoughts because there aren't any.

Tour: F, the guide was nothing more than a shill.  This wasn't a tour, it was a shopping trip you paid to go on.  The first stop was a jewelry maker/shop, which other than a few antique coins mounted in necklaces had a whole bunch of over-priced crap.  The only thing I got out of this stop was meeting a nice rather elderly gay man who I would run in to a few more times on the cruise.  Nice guy, and seemed impressed with my manners for holding the security door at the shop open for the whole tour group to get in (the guide asked me to, but all I really did was stand there with my foot holding the door open; I should have followed the advice of the first guy through and held out my hand for tips).  Sadly I got the impression from his partner's health that this may have been a bucket-list kind of trip.  They ultimately made more of an impression than the city did.

Second stop:  More shopping, this time an open area with various stalls.  I spent most of the time having a watch re-sized (I bought the thing then watched her struggle trying to figure out how to take a link out of the band for half an hour).

Third stop was a tram up to the top of a mountain that was apparently historic, and which involved us standing around in line for more than an hour.  By this time we were about 7 hours in and my blood sugar was crashing; chance of mass-murder: high.  I ate a mediocre doughnut with some OJ and managed to not throw anyone off the mountain, despite the presence of selfie-sticks.  It should be noted that the bus met us at the top, and presumably beat us there.

Between stops we got to hear bad jokes and uninteresting facts about how much it cost to live there.  I feel like the homicidal urges would have been there even with food.

Food:  I had a stale doughnut and some OJ after 7+ hours.  It kept me from cannibalism, but just barely.

Souvenirs:  I picked up a matched set of chopsticks for next to nothing, and a decent watch so I could make it back to the ship in time in future ports (I'd forgotten my watch).  Watch is professional looking, is still running well, and cost me about $20 US, so score?

Chance of getting mugged: ?  I don't know, the only places I went were trying to rob you in broad daylight.

Would I go back:  Yeah, I feel like if I wasn't being led in to one tourist trap or another I might like it.  This is another example of why you shouldn't EVER go on tours through a cruise ship, or maybe on tours period.

Sunday, February 10, 2019

Asia Travel Part 3 - Busan, Korea

First thoughts:  Seems like a thoroughly modern city, nothing much to distinguish it.

Further thoughts:  Not much really, went and (kinda) saw another Buddhist temple, but given a huge number of steps to the temple without railings and given that my physical therapy left me wonderfully able to go UP stairs, but with fuck all ability to go DOWN them I declined to hike up a mountain I couldn't descend.  Pretty though.  The brief excursion in to the city itself showed an interesting mix of modern city above with some street stalls and fish market below.  And a Starbucks.

Tour: Don't waste your time, the one I was on consisted of a trip to a temple and a whirlwind excursion through the main fish market without even the time to take pictures.  We were then left to our own devices to figure out the code to the bathroom at Starbucks.  Complete waste of time (this will be a common theme).

Food: Not a clue, the only thing I managed to find time to eat was something from Starbucks to keep my blood sugar up and a green tea drink that smelled disturbingly of old fish.

Chance of getting mugged:  Moderate?  Maybe?  If you did maybe they could suggest somewhere to eat.

Would I go back?  I honestly didn't see anything to show this was Korea.  I'd like to actually see Korea, but I'm in no hurry.  At this point I think I'd rather go to Shanghai twice instead.